* I have nine gray hairs. Most of this is from the mortgage to which I am now indebted at least as much as I have earned in my entire life.
* I'm living in a quite sensible apartment with jlx, and we are Going Steady, as I have dated her for 17.3% of my life, or around 1 of every 5.8 days that I've been conscious.
* I would really like the black LG WM2277H Washer because it has an 1100 RPM spin cycle and 3.72 cu. ft. capacity. But it won't fit in my apartment.
* I went to sleep before midnight last night.
* I am right now listening to Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power ever so softly, and I don't bang my head because I'm worried about hurting my neck.
* The spectre of having children is no longer terrifying, it's now merely discomforting.

In other words, I am rapidly aging and I advise you all to come visit me one last time before I go senile and roll you over in my geriatric Segway.